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My Archives: September 2008

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Let's just say I survived my wife's 30th birthday party.

It was great fun. But now I am exhausted.

Posted by understudy @ 10:47 PM EST [Link]

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Well some adventures at the bee farm. In the neighboring paddock are some hogs. A few of them decided to escape one day and do some exploring. The world was a wonderful and amazing place outside of the pen. There were chickens and horses. The piggies nibbles on the pretty flowers in front of the trailer. They rubbed up against the trees. They teased the dogs who were still locked up inside the house. Overall the future pork chops were having a very good and exciting day.

Then one piggie decided to go check out the boxes in the next paddock. Maybe he would have some fun and knock them over. But first piggie went up and smelled something good in the boxes. He was definitely going to eat the tastiness in the boxes. Piggie put his noise up very close to the entrance. and smelled deeply. Ow! and then ow again. There were all these flying bugs being mean to him. They were very mean and there were lots of them. And then there were more. Piggie ran away and the mean bugs chased and followed him. Piggie cried so loudly and in such pain that the hairless beach apes that live with dogs heard him and came out. They laughed at piggie and put him back in the pen along with the other piggies that got out. Where piggie was very happy to stay.

Lesson: It is easier to be bacon than honey.

Posted by understudy @ 08:19 AM EST [Link]

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Just because you have commercials on TV does not mean you substance is natural or good for you. And how the hell do you expect people to consume HFCS in moderation when HFCS is friggen almost everything Americans consume.

The Corn Syrup lobby can kiss my ass.

Posted by understudy @ 08:23 PM EST [Link]

My wonderful wife is hitting 30 this Sunday. This is pretty damn awesome.

Posted by understudy @ 11:25 AM EST [Link]

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Well at least Atlanta airport doesn't appear to censor the sites. However the wifi is not free here so that may be the reason.

Posted by understudy @ 09:03 AM EST [Link]

Look flying after 9/11 is tough enough. If you are not a frequent flier yield to those of us who are. You may be going to visit your boyfriend, family member, vacation, or even a funeral. The difference is you are costing me money that I use to put food on my plate. If you choose to remain dense about how to get through an airport and what to do once you are there. Maybe you should not fly.

If you were stupid enough to buy the 22oz coffee just before you go through security. You won't get to keep it. You cannot bring three bags with you on the plane you need to check two of them. You don't know what your confirmation number is when you are at the kiosk or what airport you are flying to(the full name is fine). You are a moron. You might be a scientist but when it comes to airline travel you are an idiot.

Getting through the airport and the total morons with the TSA is tough enough. Please don't contribute to the dumbing down of America. Learn a few basics. And don't wear shoes that have laces(unless you are in the service in which case, I understand completely). Don't attempt to bring food through the gate. Know where you are going. Don't be an arrogant ass you will hold the rest of us up.

To the TSA. None of the above exempts you from the horrible excuse of an organization you are. I am sorry but you contribute more to delays than even the morons do. At least they are stupid due to a lack of experience. You numskulls know better.

Posted by understudy @ 09:00 AM EST [Link]

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

I received these emails from a person who lives in my neighborhood. He had received a story called the 50 lies from Obama. He then linked to a Snopes reference. The problem is he never read the Snopes reference. Which shows that while Obama may have slightly exaggerated on a few of them there were no outright lies. The 50 lies paper is the crap that the republicans want the idiot vote to believe.

Here is the 50 Lies documents. The next page carries the emails. Names changed to protect the idiots.

1.) Selma Got Me Born - LIAR, your parents felt safe enough to have you in
1961 - Selma had no effect on your birth, as Selma was in 1965.

2.) Father Was A Goat Herder - LIAR, he was a privileged, well educated
youth, who went on to work with the Kenyan Government.

3.) Father Was A Proud Freedom Fighter - L IAR, he was part of one of the
most corrupt and violent governments Kenya has ever had.

4.) My Family Has Strong Ties To African Freedom - LIAR, your cousin Raila
Odinga has created mass violence in attempting to overturn a legitimate
election in 2007, in Kenya. It is the first widespread violence in
decades.

5.) My Grandmother Has Always Been A Christian - LIAR, she does her daily
Salat prayers at 5am according to her own interviews. According to the
New York Times: "I am a strong believer of the Islamic faith," Ms. Obama,
85, said in a recent interview in Kenya.' Not to mention, Christianity
wouldn't allow her to have been one of 14 wives to 1 man.

6.) My Name is African Swahili - LIAR, your name is Arabic and 'Baraka'
(from which Barack came) means 'blessed' in that language. Hussein is also
Arabic and so is Obama.

7.) I Never Practiced Islam - LIAR, you practiced it daily at school,
where you were registered as a Muslim and kept that faith for 31
years,until your wife made you change, so you could run for office.

8. ) My School In Indonesia Was Christian - LIAR, you were registered as
Muslim there and got in trouble in Koranic Studies for making faces (check
your own book).

9.) I Was Fluent In Indonesian - LIAR, not one teacher says you could
speak the language.

10.) Because I Lived In Indonesia, I Have More Foreign Experience - LIAR,
you were there from the ages of 6 to 10, and couldn't even spea k the
language. What did you learn, how to study the Koran and watch cartoons.

11.) I Am Stronger On Foreign Affairs - LIAR, except for Africa (surprise)
and the Middle East (bigger surprise), you have never been anywhere else
on the planet and thus have NO experience with our closest allies. You
seek to disarm America while our avowed enemy, Iran, will not subject
itself to a nuclear ban. Top Hamas politica l adviser Ahmed Yousef said
the Hamas terrorist group 'supports Obama's foreign policy vision'.

12.) I Blame My Early Drug Use On Ethnic Confusion - LIAR, you were quite
content in high school to be Barry Obama, no mention of Kenya and no
mention of struggle to identify - your classmates said you were just fine.

13.)An Ebony Article Moved Me To Run For Office - LIAR, Ebony has yet to
find the article you mention in your book. It doesn't, and never did,
exist.

14.) A Life Magazine Article Changed My Outlook On Life - LIAR, Life has
yet to find the article you mention in your book. It doesn't, and never
did, exist.

15.) I Won't Run On A National Ticket In '08 - LIAR, here you are, despite
saying, live on TV, that you would not have enough experience by then, and
you are all about having experience first.

16.) Present Votes Are Common In Illinois - LIAR, they are common for YOU,
but not many others have 130 NO V OTES.

17.) Oops, I Misvoted - LIAR, only when caught by church groups and
Democrats, did you beg to change your misvote.

18.) I Was A Professor Of Law - LIAR, you were a senior lecturer ON LEAVE.

19.) I Was A Constitutional Lawyer - LIAR, you were a senior lecturer ON
LEAVE.

20.) Without Me, There Would Be No Ethics Bill - LIAR, you didn't write
it,introduce it, change it, or create it.

21.) The Ethics Bill Was Hard To Pass - LIAR, it took just 14 days from
start to finish.

22.) I Wrote A Tough Nuclear Bill - LIAR, your bill was rejected by your
own party for its pandering and lack of all regulation - mainly because of
your Nuclear Donor, Exelon, from which David Axelrod came.

23.) I Have Released My State Records - LIAR, as of March, 2008, state
bills you sponsored or voted for have yet to be released, exposing all the
special interests pork hidden within.

24.) I Took On The Asbestos Altgeld Gardens Mess - LIAR, you were part of
a large group of people who remedied Altgeld Gardens. You failed to
mention anyone else but yourself, in your books.

25.) My Economics Bill Will Help America - LIAR, your 111 economic
policies were just combined into a proposal which lost 99-0, and even YOU
voted against your own bill.

26.) I Have Been A Bold Leader In Illinois - LIAR, even your own
supporters claim to have not seen BOLD action on your part.

27.) I Passed 26 Of My Own Bills In One Year - LIAR, they were not YOUR
bills, but rather handed to you, after their creation by a fellow Senator,
to assist you in a future bid for higher office.

28.) No One Contacted Canada About NAFTA - LIAR, the Candian Government
issued the names and a memo of the conversation your campaign had with
them.

29.) I Am Tough On Terrorism - LIAR, you missed the Iran Resolution vote
on terrorism and your good friend Ali Abunimah supports the destruction of
Israel. You state you will open friendly communication with the Leader
of Iran who is attempting to develop nuclear weapons to destroy us, but
refuse to speak to FOX news. You are against provisions of the Patriot
act which would all wiretapping of the phones of suspected terrorists in
the USA.

30.) I Am Not Acting As President Yet - LIAR, after the NAFTA Memo, a dead
terrorist in the FARC, in Colombia, was found with a letter stating how
you and he were working together on getting FARC recognized officially.

31.) I Didn't Run Ads In Florida - LIAR, you allowed national ads to run
8-12 times per day for two weeks - and you still lost.

32.) I Won Michigan - LIAR, no you didn't.

33.) I won Nevada - LIAR, no you did not.

34.) I Want All Votes To Count - LIAR, you said let the delegates decide.

35.) I Want Americans To Decide - LIAR, you prefer caucuses that limit the
vote, confuse the voters, force a public vote, and only operate during
small windows of time.

36.) I passed 900 Bills in the State Senate - LIAR, you passed 26, most of
which you didn't write yourself.

37.) My Campaign Was Extorted By A Friend - LIAR, that friend is
threatening to sue if you do not stop saying this. Obama has stopped
saying this.

38.) I Believe In Fairness, Not Tactics - LIAR, you used tactics to
eliminate Alice Palmer from running against you.

39.) I Don't Take PAC Money - LIAR, you take loads of it.

40.) I don't Have Lobbysists - LIAR, you have over 47 lobbyists, and
counting.

41.) My Campaign Had Nothing To Do With The 1984 Ad - LIAR, your own
campaign worker made the ad on his Apple in one afternoon.

42.) My Campaign Never Took Over MySpace - LIAR, Tom, who started MySpace
issued a warning about this advertising to MySpace clients.

43.) I Inspire People With My Words - LIAR, you inspire people with other
people's words.

44.) I Have Passed Bills In The U.S. Senate - LIAR, you have passed A BILL
in the U.S. Senate - for Africa, which shows YOUR priorities.

45.) I Have Always Been Against Iraq - LIAR, you weren't in office to vote
against it AND you have voted to fund it every single time, unlike
Kucinich, who seems to be out gutting you Obama. You also seem to be
stepping back from your departure date - AGAIN.

46.) I Have Always Supported Universal Health Care - LIAR, your plan
leaves us all to pay the 15,000,000 who don't have to buy it.

47.) I Only Found Out About My Investment Conflicts Via Mail - LIAR, both
companies you site as having sent you letters about this conflict have no
record of any such letter ever being created or sent.

48.) I Am As Patriotic As Anyone - LIAR, you won't wear a flag pin and you
don't put your hand over your heart during the Anthem. There is a Cuban
Flag with Che Guevara Displayed at Barack Obama Campaign Office which you
allow to b e displayed. You voted against making english the official
language of the United States. You voted to give illegal aliens social
security benefits, which would bankrupt the social security system for
Americans legally paying into it.

49.) My Wife Didn't Mean What She Said About Pride In Country - LIAR, your
wife's words follow lock-step in the vain of Rev. Wright and Louis
Farrahkan, in relation to their contempt and hatred of America.

50.) Wal-Mart Is A Company I Wouldn't Support - LIAR, your wife has
received nearly a quarter of a million dollars through Treehouse, which is
connected to Wal-Mart.

And guess what most of those claims of Liar are just way out.

The next page contains the emails.

[more]

Posted by understudy @ 10:17 PM EST [Link]

Monday, September 15, 2008

I really despise the stuff. I don't like the taste. Other people can drink if they want, but keep that crap away from me. Tea is just friggen nasty.

Posted by understudy @ 11:30 PM EST [Link]

My Katy Perry embeds from you tube are back. took you long enough Capitol.

Posted by understudy @ 12:14 AM EST [Link]

To all the health freaks out there. You will never find Lemonade that is 100% juice. If it is 100% it's lemon juice not Lemonade. And way to tart for most people. Lemonade is made with water sugar and a little lemon juice.

Now you can 100% grapefruit juice but most people can't drink that as it is also too tart. However most fruit juices out there that could be 100% juice aren't. They also may contain High Fructose Corn Syrup (HFCS). Which is not natural. Despite what the FDA may tell you.

I love it when they sell you fruit punch which is only 10% juice. Or you buy a grapefruit juice made with other flavors. The HFCS lobby is airing commercials trying to say the HFCS is good for you in moderation. When so much out there has HFCS in it you can't eat it in moderation.

Posted by understudy @ 12:11 AM EST [Link]

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