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09/27/2008 Archived Entry: "Take that Bacon"

Well some adventures at the bee farm. In the neighboring paddock are some hogs. A few of them decided to escape one day and do some exploring. The world was a wonderful and amazing place outside of the pen. There were chickens and horses. The piggies nibbles on the pretty flowers in front of the trailer. They rubbed up against the trees. They teased the dogs who were still locked up inside the house. Overall the future pork chops were having a very good and exciting day.

Then one piggie decided to go check out the boxes in the next paddock. Maybe he would have some fun and knock them over. But first piggie went up and smelled something good in the boxes. He was definitely going to eat the tastiness in the boxes. Piggie put his noise up very close to the entrance. and smelled deeply. Ow! and then ow again. There were all these flying bugs being mean to him. They were very mean and there were lots of them. And then there were more. Piggie ran away and the mean bugs chased and followed him. Piggie cried so loudly and in such pain that the hairless beach apes that live with dogs heard him and came out. They laughed at piggie and put him back in the pen along with the other piggies that got out. Where piggie was very happy to stay.

Lesson: It is easier to be bacon than honey.