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09/20/2008 Archived Entry: "Morons at the airport"

Look flying after 9/11 is tough enough. If you are not a frequent flier yield to those of us who are. You may be going to visit your boyfriend, family member, vacation, or even a funeral. The difference is you are costing me money that I use to put food on my plate. If you choose to remain dense about how to get through an airport and what to do once you are there. Maybe you should not fly.

If you were stupid enough to buy the 22oz coffee just before you go through security. You won't get to keep it. You cannot bring three bags with you on the plane you need to check two of them. You don't know what your confirmation number is when you are at the kiosk or what airport you are flying to(the full name is fine). You are a moron. You might be a scientist but when it comes to airline travel you are an idiot.

Getting through the airport and the total morons with the TSA is tough enough. Please don't contribute to the dumbing down of America. Learn a few basics. And don't wear shoes that have laces(unless you are in the service in which case, I understand completely). Don't attempt to bring food through the gate. Know where you are going. Don't be an arrogant ass you will hold the rest of us up.

To the TSA. None of the above exempts you from the horrible excuse of an organization you are. I am sorry but you contribute more to delays than even the morons do. At least they are stupid due to a lack of experience. You numskulls know better.