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03/16/2010 Archived Entry: "The not so controversial census."

Well I got my census report.

What did the census paper ask?

What race I was?
Well I am Caucasian. I realize that some bean counter up in DC may not know that but my race has never been an issue.

How many people live in my house?
2. If you call my house and get my answering machine you can tell that also.

How is person 2 related to person 1?
Well she is my wife according to the public records that has a copy of my marriage certificate.

What is the race of person 2?
I did not see a box for exotic beauty so I checked off white.

We don't have any kids so there was no person number 3.
And all my other wives live elsewhere.;)

What they didn't ask.
My income.
Which can be found out by looking at my property tax records or many other ways. Broke is still broke.
Any disabilities.
Which could be found out if I had a handicap parking permit or many other ways.
What was my source of income.
Which can be found on my Linkedin Page, facebook, myspace, or by asking me.
How much my house cost.
Which is available at the tax appraiser's office. Which can be found online.
How many cars I own.
2 which you can find out from the DMV or by driving by my house.
How much I pay for insurance.
About the same as most 42 year old men who are married and have a wife who is 31. Who own a 5 year old corolla and a 21 year old F-150 with no accidents and no tickets.
If I receive food stamps.
I don't and that can be found out with checking the Dept of Ag.
How much I pay for utilities.
Which FP&L and AT&T have on file. I hope I pay less than others but I doubt it.

If some census worker wants to come by and take GPS coordinates I just hope they will match to the ones that are used by Google Maps. I also hope they match the one's the Dept of Ag uses when I registered my bee hives.

So after all is said and done. Jerry Day and Michele Bachmann don't just look and sound like loons. They are insane.