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07/06/2005 Archived Entry: "Idiot Driver of the Week"

Well once again I am shown why certain people should not be allowed on the road. Driving south on I 75 through Georgia on July 4 th I got to deal with one of these idiots. My wife and I are on the southern section of I 75 when traffic is starting to slow down. Now this area is also a under construction so the speed limit is already lowered and now the actual rate of movement is down to crawl. As I get near the front of this I notice there is a small fire in the median of the road. The dry pine needles and other dead folliage used to asorb moisture in the median has caught fire. Now this is not likely to itself cause a huge fire however should those embers hit the woods on either side of I 75 this could get big. There is a pick up truck parked on the left and he has a water tank and is using what means available to him to extinguish the fire. Also the fire department has been contacted. How can I tell because about four pick up trucks ahead of me all are quickly pulling off to the right of the road. The people coming out of those trucks are wearing firemen otfits that say "FIREMAN" on them. Now they are stopping traffic on I 75 so they can cross and deal with the fire. They wave a few cars by. Now as I am waiting this bimbo in charcoal Ford Expedition starts blowing her horn at me. Now a couple of cars ahead of me have been waved on and a couple of fireman cross the road. I have not moved. I am not at the front. As the last car ahead of me is waved on I hold my place. I am way far back from where this fireman is. He initially waves me on but I signal back to him to go ahead and cross as he is the last one and the distance between us means he will have a wide berth to cross the highway with. He acknowledges me and crosses. Now the bimbo is honking agian. Pay carefull attention to what I am going to say here. Yo, bitch there is a fire and there are firemen. You need to chill. I verbally say loudly enough so that she might be able to hear me (although I doubt it) If you honk that horn one more time you will need a proctologist to remove it!

All of this takes place in under a minute. That is how impatient this idiot is. She can't wait one minute for some fireman to cross the road to do their job. So in honor of the bimbo driver. You can have the following information.

Ford Expedition (recent year 2004-2005)
Charcoal color
Georgia license plate GA026Z

Be gratefull that I don't go after more information and post it on you so everyone can place a name to my idiot driver of the week award.